Kelli Garner:
Kelli Garner Naked
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Information:
Name: Kelli Garner
Born: 1984-04-11
Height: 1.66
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Filmography:
Da Mob (0), London (2005), G-Force (2009), This Is How the World Ends (2000), Normal Adolescent Behavior (2007)
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Shawn Wayans:
Shawn Wayans Nude
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Information:
Name: Shawn Wayans
Born: 1969-01-19
Height: 1.87
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Filmography:
Howard Stern (2000), Thugaboo: A Miracle on D-Roc's Street (2006), The Wayans Bros. (1997), Late Show with David Letterman (2004), MacGyver (1991)
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Why is it that birds are quickly sold
when
they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go cheep!
RammHudvq
A general calls a colonel:
- Do you
have a couple of smart majors?
- Yes I do.
- Send them to
me. I need to move my furniture around.
BelloNorthrupAt
Waiter: Why are you taking so long
to
order?
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
FitzsimonDillonRv
Why doesn't a dog
ever have a nose 12 inches
long?
Because then it would be a foot.
JosefBeckhampu
What do you get when you cross a collie with a
trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie!
GriffithBenHd
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain
after her
vacation?
A. I mist you.
BostonDarrieCm
Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until
Christmas morning.
CheEdwaldhj
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal
tendencies ?
Baddy long legs !
HarimanCroydondK
Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
SakeriAttewortheuP
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by
King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
AshtonShaynePL